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There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.

8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk. His advice to young people : "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and Remember:
A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen to them, but do what makes you feel good.
D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which you feel comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on things that you really need.
F. After all it's your life, then why give others the chance to rule your life."

Leonardo De Vinci's Cup

"Sir, we would see Jesus."1
I have read that when Leonardo de Vinci was forty-three years old, the Duke Ludovinco of Milan asked him to paint the dramatic scene of Jesus' last supper with his disciples.
Working slowly and giving meticulous care to details, he spent three years on the assignment. He grouped the disciples into threes, two groups on either side of the central figure of Christ.
Christ's arms are outstretched. In his right hand, he holds a cup that was painted beautifully with marvelous realism.
When the masterpiece was finished, the artist said to a friend, "Observe it and give me your opinion of it."
"It's wonderful!" exclaimed the friend, "the cup is so real I cannot divert my eyes from it."
Immediately Leonardo took a brush and drew it across the sparkling cup! As he did he exclaimed, "Nothing shall detract from the figure of Christ!"
Suggested prayer: "Dear God, please grant that nothing I ever do or say will ever detract from the beauty of Christ being seen in me. This I can only ever do with your help. Thank you for hearing and answering my prayer. Gratefully in Jesus' name, amen."
1. John 20:21.

Take a breath!

JOKE TIME

Mga tanong na kailangan ng malalim na pag-iisip…


Ang lamok ba, kapag natutulog, nilalamok din?
Pwede bang uminom ng Coke kapag coffee break?
Ang uod ba, kapag namatay, inuuod din?
Bakit ang blackboard, kulay green?
Ang lason ba, kapag nag-expire, nakalalason pa rin?
Nanganganak ba ang mga bakla? Kung hindi, bakit sila dumadami?
Pwede bang mag-dinner nang may dalang lunchbox?
Kapag sinabi bang 6-feet ka, anim ang mga paa mo?
***


Anak: 'Nay, asan po ang WAYES (walis)?
Nanay: (galit) Ikaw, gago ka! Mana ka sa tatay mo. Wala na ngang silbi, bulol pa! Tingnan mo roon sa SUYOK (sulok)!

***
Junior: 'Tay! Nabosohan ko si Inday sa banyo!
Tatay: Talaga?! (nanginig sa pananabik) Ano'ng nakita mo, anak?
Junior: Madalang ang buhok saka may balat sa singit.
Tatay: Tangek! Hindi si Inday 'yon! Lola mo 'yon!


***
Tyrone: Pare, iniisip ko kung bakit magkaibigan pa rin tayo.
Joshua: Ako rin, nagtataka. Kasi, isipin mo, nakipag-sex ako sa girlfriend mo at ikaw, nakipag-sex sa girlfriend ko.
Tyrone: Nakipag-sex din ako sa tita mo.
Joshua: Okey lang,. Nakipag-sex naman ako sa nanay mo.
Tyrone: Nakipag-sex din ako sa ate mo.
Joshua: Ako, sa bunso n'yo naman.
Tyrone: Pare, naka-sex ko rin ang panganay na anak mo.
Joshua: Ang naka-sex ko, 'yung pangalawang anak mo.
(PAALALA… mga aso 'yang nag-uusap, hindi tao!)
***


Bakit kaya minsan, minamahal natin 'yung bawal mahalin? Nakaiinis, 'di ba?
Marami naman diyan, bakit 'yun pa?!
Sa dami ng pwedeng MAGMAHAL, bakit 'yung drugs pa?!
Hindi tuloy ako makabili!
***


May taong tahimik lang pero maraming gustong sabihin. Meron din sobrang gulo pero hindi naman makaamin.
'Yung iba, pasimple pa pero mahal ka na pala.
Parang ikaw… makulit lang, pero malibog pala.
***


Life is like a penis.
Minsan, matigas; minsan, malambot. Minsan, kulubot; minsan, banat.
Minsan, sinasakal; minsan, isinusubo upang makatikim ng grasya o disgrasya.
'Yan ang life!
***


Bakit hindi ka na nagtetext? Kung wala ka nang load, okey, no need to text back.
Kung tinatatamad ka, no need to text back.
Kung nagsawa ka na, no need to text back.
Know what? Nanalo ako sa lotto kahapon. First prize.
Uy! Nag-text siya bigla! Urgent ang need niya!
Plastik!
***


Masarap umibig.
May honey, sweetie, gummybears, cupcake, sugar & marshmallow pa1
Hmmnn… masarap pala, bakit may umiiyak pa?
Ahhh… baka sumakit ang ngipin nila.
***


Ang pag-text nang walang humpay… Pambubulabog nang walang sablay… Pang-aasar na walang kapantay… Mga mensaheng walang saysay…
Sa Globe, possible!
***


Maraming trip diyan…
Laugh trip, tawa lang nang tawa.
Sound trip, music ever.
Food trip, kain to the max.
At 'yung love trip, alam mo na 'yun… minsan, tinatawag din 'yung… bad trip.

***



If true friend can be bought… I'm going to sell you in an Ukay-Ukay for only P10 with 50% discount!
Why?
So that anyone can avail a friend as true as you!
"Mura na, may quality pa!" ***


Dami ko friends! Mga hip-hop… bling bling… punkizta… at trasher…
Pero pag pinapili ako kung kanino ako sasama… 'nood ka!
Magha-harlem ako papunta sa 'yo!
***


Nakapapagod din palang magmahal! Kahit gaano mo kamahal ang isang tao, darating ang araw na isusuko mo siya… Pero mas nakapapagod kapag maraming buwan ang praktis mo, tapos, hanggang 3rd round ka lang!"
***


"Ahhh… I fil relaxing u now… wer ahh u know… He is a biger to me you know… He He… Umm mol I say is pers ting… ting… ting tinky to OL…" – MANNY PACQUIAO
***


"Huwag kang mag-alala, Erik… igaganti kita kay Pacquiao!" – VINA MORALES

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"Bakit ba ang yabang-yabang mo? At bakit pinagtatawanan mo ako samantalang dati, patay na patay ka sa akin?" – NOKIA
***

"Daig ko pa ang pokpok! Kahit sino na lang, pinipilahan ako't binabayaran!" – CASHIER
***


"Pare, pasensya ka na kung minsan ay mahirap akong ispelingin…" – ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGER

***
"Hindi lahat ng nagbabato, adik!" – DARNA
***

"Hindi lahat ng nasa balon, tubig." – SADAKO
***
"Hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos!" – WINNIE THE POOH
"Oo nga!" – DONALD DUCK
***


"Hindi lahat ng babaeng may long, black, shiny hair ay kinagigiliwan…" – SADAKO
***

"Puki ka! Hindi hamak na mas masikip ako sa 'yo!" – PUWET
***
"Guys, nandito ako sa hospital ngayon." – NARS

delicado pala!

A little boy died in Brazil after eating MENTOS and drinking Coca-Cola / PEPSI together. One year before the same accident happened with another boy in Brazil . Please check the experiment that has been done by mixing Coca-Cola (or Coca-Cola Light) with MENTOS . So be careful with your self eating MENTOS (POLO's) and drinking COCA-COLA or PEPSI together.
PLZ PASS THIS INFORMATION TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE SPECIALLY TO THE CHILDREN'S. BECAUSE IN OUR COUNTRY MENTOS AND COCA-COLA BOTH ARE VERY POPULAR AMONGST THE CHILDREN'S.

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Funny!

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . .

No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No Nascar
No tailgate parties
No Costco
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No Beer Rags for clothe s and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here, HELLO?

ERAP'S Prayer

Dear Gambling father ... who art in jueteng ...
Hakot be thy name

Thy kickback come ... thy wealth be done, ... in
Wack-Wack as it is in San Juan.

Give me this day ... My daily bribe ...
And conceal all my sins ...

As I conceal those who sin along with me ...
And if I am Led into temptation

Deliver me from criticism ...
For mine is the country, its power, and its money ... forever and ever. Amen.

Response:

Aba Ginoong Estrada ... Napupuno ka ng kwarta
Ang panginoon ng jueteng ay sumasaiyo ...
Bukodkang pinagpala sa lahat ng bobo
At pinagpala ka naman ng kay raming ... kulasisi mo.

Erap's Mi ultimo Adios

Mi parte de jueteng wala na. ...
Mis compadres y lords nabuking na.
Los mansiones de mis queridas ini-imbistiga
Mis amigos de la Camara el ultimo pagasa.